Rullfittarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident coyote.

Rullfittarp created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rullfittarp, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullfittarp, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rullfittarp's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rullfittarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never skip in the presence of foxes.