Quimlipzakmilkiklikdog
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, confident
gerbil
.
Quimlipzakmilkiklikdog
created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quimlipzakmilkiklikdog
, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Quimlipzakmilkiklikdog
, she will turn you into a puffin.
Quimlipzakmilkiklikdog's
most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Quimlipzakmilkiklikdog's Holy Commandments
1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never go into brown rooms.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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