Vengofjam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic walrus.

Vengofjam created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vengofjam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vengofjam, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vengofjam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vengofjam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat carrots.