Fetnegkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, slow goat.

Fetnegkap created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnegkap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fetnegkap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fetnegkap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fetnegkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never go into black rooms.