Komvid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered cobra.

Komvid created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Komvid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komvid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Komvid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Komvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Komvid loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat limes.