Padbomvenligpaksog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy lizard.

Padbomvenligpaksog created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padbomvenligpaksog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Padbomvenligpaksog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Padbomvenligpaksog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Padbomvenligpaksog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if six otters approach from the west.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.