Lakdimlid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental snake.

Lakdimlid created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lakdimlid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lakdimlid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Lakdimlid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Lakdimlid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always wear red.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.