Vogyokjin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonourable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vogyokjin created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogyokjin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogyokjin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vogyokjin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vogyokjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear brown coats.
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