Gudtitmum is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident
hamster.
Gudtitmum created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gudtitmum, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gudtitmum, he will remove you from existence.
Gudtitmum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Gudtitmum's Holy Commandments1. Erect four iron sculptures of Gudtitmum on top of important buildings.
2. Hide from fawn whales for they are unholy.
3. Do not dye your hair brown.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.