Rigwotsom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous jaguar.

Rigwotsom created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigwotsom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rigwotsom, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rigwotsom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rigwotsom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rigwotsom.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Rigwotsom loves monkeys, so they must be respected.