Rigwotsom is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, generous
jaguar.
Rigwotsom created dark energy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rigwotsom, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Rigwotsom, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Rigwotsom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Rigwotsom's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Rigwotsom.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never think about moons.
5. Rigwotsom loves monkeys, so they must be respected.