Loggabflanzenhinnarlmut
is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, sage
dog
.
Loggabflanzenhinnarlmut
created a top quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Loggabflanzenhinnarlmut
, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Loggabflanzenhinnarlmut
, he will destroy your home planet.
Loggabflanzenhinnarlmut's
most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Loggabflanzenhinnarlmut's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never talk about cell theory.
5. Never play with disobedient children.
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