Larglik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient shark.

Larglik created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larglik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Larglik, it will be very sad.

Larglik's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Larglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Hide if four snakes approach from the west.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Larglik loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.