Flagdabratnur is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless mink.

Flagdabratnur created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagdabratnur, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flagdabratnur, she will turn you into a worm.

Flagdabratnur's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flagdabratnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Flagdabratnur.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the west.
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