Rawfaghap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, temperamental hummingbird.

Rawfaghap created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfaghap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawfaghap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rawfaghap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rawfaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Rawfaghap.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawfaghap.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.