Jopkancar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever bee.

Jopkancar created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopkancar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jopkancar, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Jopkancar's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jopkancar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide if seven snails approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.