Lapgamjon Habfidkarfunzenflamcat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable camel.

Lapgamjon Habfidkarfunzenflamcat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lapgamjon Habfidkarfunzenflamcat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lapgamjon Habfidkarfunzenflamcat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lapgamjon Habfidkarfunzenflamcat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lapgamjon Habfidkarfunzenflamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lapgamjon Habfidkarfunzenflamcat's priests.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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