Ladtaplap is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish
penguin.
Ladtaplap created the universe seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladtaplap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Ladtaplap, she will turn you into a tree.
Ladtaplap's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Ladtaplap's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Always help whales.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.