Batwotfas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing bird.

Batwotfas created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Batwotfas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Batwotfas, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Batwotfas' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Batwotfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Batwotfas loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must love Batwotfas.

5. Do not drink alcohol.