Jopdonbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage hydra.

Jopdonbog created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopdonbog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jopdonbog, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Jopdonbog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jopdonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always obey Jopdonbog's priests.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Never write about planets.
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