Sandjamlim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable fox.

Sandjamlim created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandjamlim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sandjamlim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sandjamlim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sandjamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must love Sandjamlim.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Sandjamlim on top of important buildings.