Sandjamlim is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable
fox.
Sandjamlim created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sandjamlim, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sandjamlim, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Sandjamlim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Sandjamlim's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. You must love Sandjamlim.
3. Never go into fawn rooms.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Sandjamlim on top of important buildings.