Dudmabpad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain ant.

Dudmabpad created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudmabpad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudmabpad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dudmabpad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dudmabpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.