Futquartgon is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, merciful
goat.
Futquartgon created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Futquartgon, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Futquartgon, he will ignore you.
Futquartgon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Futquartgon's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
2. Never go into orange rooms.
3. Erect six silver sculptures of Futquartgon on top of important buildings.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.