Stikvonrag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing hare.

Stikvonrag created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Stikvonrag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stikvonrag, he will turn you into a worm.

Stikvonrag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Stikvonrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away if nine foxes approach from the west.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Hide from fawn cats for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.