Hitxucpas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome squid.

Hitxucpas created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitxucpas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitxucpas, it will cry a lot.

Hitxucpas' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hitxucpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Hitxucpas on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Do not listen to music.