Bedjatdam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring slug.

Bedjatdam created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedjatdam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bedjatdam, she will not care.

Bedjatdam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bedjatdam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bedjatdam first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bedjatdam.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Run away if six badgers approach from the east.