Fomtafnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy jackal.

Fomtafnull created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomtafnull, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fomtafnull, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fomtafnull's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fomtafnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.