Zagfethug is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful zebra.

Zagfethug created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfethug, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zagfethug, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zagfethug's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zagfethug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Always wear black.