Jignellmit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody wyrm.

Jignellmit created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jignellmit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jignellmit, he will turn you into a plant.

Jignellmit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jignellmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.