Danflowrut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust weasel.

Danflowrut created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danflowrut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Danflowrut, it will turn you into a dog.

Danflowrut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Danflowrut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white doves for they are unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Retreat if six manatees approach from the east.

5. Never mention tapirs.