Dibbossxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced wyrm.

Dibbossxuck created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibbossxuck, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dibbossxuck, he will turn you into a frog.

Dibbossxuck's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dibbossxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always take life seriously.