Mobdusslitbeglungubjabhan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome chicken.

Mobdusslitbeglungubjabhan created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobdusslitbeglungubjabhan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mobdusslitbeglungubjabhan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mobdusslitbeglungubjabhan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mobdusslitbeglungubjabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs black.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear pink hats.

4. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.