Yikdubmin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart hummingbird.

Yikdubmin created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikdubmin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yikdubmin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yikdubmin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yikdubmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Yikdubmin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.