Popsidfom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish gorilla.

Popsidfom created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsidfom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popsidfom, she will boil you in a big pot.

Popsidfom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Popsidfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat carrots.