Ingyatfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, generous bird.

Ingyatfon created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingyatfon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ingyatfon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ingyatfon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ingyatfon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never hurt capybaras.