Gatdanhim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish beaver.

Gatdanhim created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatdanhim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gatdanhim, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gatdanhim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gatdanhim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatdanhim.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about asteroids.