Kabpomjam is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate
meerkat.
Kabpomjam created the Milkyway four million years ago.
If you believe in
Kabpomjam, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Kabpomjam, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Kabpomjam's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Kabpomjam's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never talk about bats.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.