Fligkabbon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent aardvark.

Fligkabbon created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Fligkabbon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligkabbon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fligkabbon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fligkabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Fligkabbon first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about cell theory.