Stiktamceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful rat.

Stiktamceb created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiktamceb, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stiktamceb, it will turn you into a mole.

Stiktamceb's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Stiktamceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.