Loopfiglabfagdunflambon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, impressive camel.

Loopfiglabfagdunflambon created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopfiglabfagdunflambon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Loopfiglabfagdunflambon, he will turn you into a dog.

Loopfiglabfagdunflambon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Loopfiglabfagdunflambon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never laugh near mice.