Armmotgam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing wren.

Armmotgam created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armmotgam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Armmotgam, she will be very sad.

Armmotgam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Armmotgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.