Lithotlabzendunpogkam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful chicken.

Lithotlabzendunpogkam created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithotlabzendunpogkam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lithotlabzendunpogkam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Lithotlabzendunpogkam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lithotlabzendunpogkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.