Lenkancenfem is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered wyrm.

Lenkancenfem created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lenkancenfem, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lenkancenfem, it will turn you into a tree.

Lenkancenfem's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lenkancenfem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the east.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.