Sakdidwatbesskapbonkrillsad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy mouse.

Sakdidwatbesskapbonkrillsad created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sakdidwatbesskapbonkrillsad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sakdidwatbesskapbonkrillsad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sakdidwatbesskapbonkrillsad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sakdidwatbesskapbonkrillsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Worship no other gods but Sakdidwatbesskapbonkrillsad.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.