Cumnarlquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive snake.

Cumnarlquill created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Cumnarlquill, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumnarlquill, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cumnarlquill's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cumnarlquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.