Stikpannut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, conceited frog.

Stikpannut created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikpannut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stikpannut, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stikpannut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Stikpannut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Stikpannut on top of all buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.