Flapteenfot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, caring unicorn.

Flapteenfot created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapteenfot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flapteenfot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Flapteenfot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Flapteenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never play with disobedient children.