Ladfligstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful tapir.

Ladfligstrag created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladfligstrag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ladfligstrag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ladfligstrag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ladfligstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.