Stansterfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured shrew.

Stansterfeb created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stansterfeb, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stansterfeb, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stansterfeb's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stansterfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if three moths approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.