Fosstagpin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciful butterfly.

Fosstagpin created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosstagpin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fosstagpin, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fosstagpin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fosstagpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.