Nantarpcib is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, duplicitous fish.

Nantarpcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nantarpcib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nantarpcib, he will be very sad.

Nantarpcib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nantarpcib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nantarpcib.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.